Sorry I haven't blogged lately fans, don't forget I have a real life that I need to attend to. What have I been doing? Falling in love with Padma every Wednesday while watching Top Chef


And freezing in my apartment because it's in the 30's now even though it was 60 degrees like 4 days ago. So no more bike riding for a little while I guess, which is a shame because I was getting so fucking fit fans.

I'm going home for Thanksgiving and I'm pumped about that. Gonna visit friends and fam of course, maybe go to the mall for black friday, who knows.

Nothing really new goin on guys, just wanted to say hi.

xoxo

jer

Getting Cultured

So Damon and I both had Monday off, and thought we'd get a little culture at the Museum of Natural History. This was a big step for Damon, because he had never been North of 42nd street, even though he's lived in NYC for over a year...

There was this weird room full of lies, where they talked about this thing called "evolution", which I had never heard about before. So that was an entertaining fairy tail.




We found out how Dinosaurs lived






And it turns out that Dinos used the same technique that Damon and I use to get girls, it's called "courting"



There was also cool stuff like this:







And the best part is that I think Damon really learned a lot:








xoxo

babefamfadecourtraych

poopin on graves

so, Matt Blodgett and I just made a pact... Guard your grave. Matt wasn't mentioned in my last post cuz I just assumed that it was assumed that y'all would assume that Matt Blodgett is my life partner, the only one that's ever really had me understandin'.. Guard your grave stupid.

Hero Worship (2 for 1)

I'm stealing kev's hero monthly update thingy cuz he hasn't updated it in a while. And it's a tie today, between Matthew Nicholas and Damon Lynn. Have two men ever looked so beautiful next to one another?? Answer:



Ah doy.... but this isn't about me and Kev, or me and Dave... It's about Matt and Damon in a beautiful picture that I found from one of the funnest nights of my life from the summer of 2007 tonight and it made me realize how lucky I am when it comes to my friends... You two are very pretty and thanks for being the Dorothy and Blanche to me and Kev's Sofia and Rose..

xoxo

babefamfade

So cool

Fuck guys I've been blogging so hard lately. You know what else gets some people hard? Dogs. Yeah, thats what some guy told Danny and I at 3 am outside our apartment Friday night. He told us that he "loves fucking dogs" and "dogs will never front on you" and "dogs are your best friend" oh and that "dogs get me so hard". So that's pretty cool right?

Another cool thing about living here is seeing stuff like this:



This is like 30 feet from my front door. It honestly makes me smile every time I walk by it to get onto the train. I almost feel bad for Asia, but she shouldn't be suck a stink bitch, so lets not kid ourselves, that's her problem.

Anyway fans, just wanted to holler at you real quick. Oh! I almost forgot guys, I'm djing this Saturday night at 87 Lounge on Ludlow in the L.E.S. That's gonna be fun. I might head up to Albany on Sunday to hang out for Damon's bday. We will see about that.

xoxo fans

babefamfade

Friday Night Fights

Umm basically this party was pretty cool. I made the sangria really strong, which maybe led things towards the wild side but whatevs thats what partying is all about. An extra special thank you to Chris Scoville for being so amazing, thanks to Matt, TT and Sean for travelling down, thanks to Raych (Julie) for all the photos, thanks to God for making me invincible again, thanks to Triple Mac for letting me at least break even with him in the dance competition when he totally could have slayed me if he wanted to, thanks to Damon for being the most photogenic person i've ever seen, thanks to Danny for holding down the fort, thanks to everyone for coming, even the ones I had to yell at.

On a side note, Happy Bday to two of my very best friends in the whole world, wish I was there to celebrate with you tonight.



xoxo

what the eff

"Where have you been Jer?"

That's what everyone's screaming all across the internet. Well #1, don't use that tone with me, and #2 i've been busy not working and moving and travelling north on I-87 to do fun stuff and now I have a job.

Sooo, anyway, I'll be blogging more now.

First of all, Sarah and Kevin's wedding was nothing short of the most incredibly epic time ever. Well the whole week leading up to the wedding was amazing, with the actual ceremony being the climax. And like after all climaxes, I immediately passed out, this time in a ditch across the street.



Maybe I od'ed on Cool Ranch, who knows.

Anyhoo, I'll blog you guys later

xoxo

babefamfadeburdfaceraychgary

Don't F*** With the Capitain

capice?

New Developments In My Life

So in my ongoing efforts to reach out more to my fans, i've created a new blog with my friend Kevin.

hotbodsrockhard.blogspot.com

It's basically a way for the world to get to know us, and to help them figure out how fucking hot we are. So look at the pics, download them, print them out, hang them on the ceiling over your bed, etc. Plus we are recruiting lots of HOTTT new members so be on the lookout for our ever-growing roster of hot bods.

Dirty Girls love HOT BODS, and Danny Keeler fights Dirty Girls so you do the math.

xo